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Man listen, you ever feel like skipping? That's how I feel right now, I feel like skipping like a lil blind lesbian in a fish market! POW!!!

I dodged a bullet like a mugg. My life hasn't been worthy of canonization by any means. Just read the blog, I fucked so much I am surprised I don't get a check for my services. But I got down with a chick once a long time ago, it was brief, pretty much one and done. Strapped up and everything. But Wheeew.

Lemme explain. When I can't sleep, I stay up(duh) and get online and look for the most random shit I can find.

Tonight it was dead porn stars night. I was wondering about the Aids and suicide rate is with those performers. I had thought of a chick from the only porno tape I had since like eigth grade. Her name was Jordan McKnight. Lawd she was fine, just my speed. Chocolate skin, full lips, great tits and ass. The epitome of what a Black woman should be, in my eyes anyway.

With all the porn I have watched since having that one video tape, I wondered why I didn't see her anymore. So I looked her up. I remember hearing she got the package. The monster. The three letter deader. So I'm searching, can't find her. Know what that means? Yup, ADHD rears its head, and I get sidetracked. So I happen upon this website called pink cross. Holy crap, it was made by a former star who is born again or something and wants to stop the evils of the industry. I was reading about the std statistics, and the deaths and the suicides. Some eye opening stuff. Oh, I also learned that even that industry is bigoted. I saw no mention of any Blacks that died for their craft. At least I didn't see pictures of any.

Let's just say this. I think my porn addiction might be over after reading some of that shit. Because if I'm looking and watching while one hand mouse clicking, shit will be in the back of my mind. "Oh she aint creaming, that ghonnorhea!" Or "Wow, I wouldn't eat that pussy if I were you, that looks like a simplex there buddy.". So now one of my last small pieces of some freedom is fading away. Great!!! Thanks internet!!!

You know I went way around the country to get back to my original point of dodging a bullet? I'm one long winded fucker. So I briefly had a fling with a single mom maybe three years ago. When I say brief. I mean brief. Long story short, we smash, I'm amaziing blah blah blah. Something weird went down and I left briefly after I gave her the amazing blah blah blah. But while looking at all these sites, I see all these links, clink a few. I see a support website for sex addicts. I click, I browse. Holy Shit, why does she have a pic in her profile? Why does she have more kids than I was told? Why is she on welfare living in a nice ass house? Why did she admit to fucking 16 different dudes in February? I'm no mathematician but isn't that like a different guy, no wait one guy every other day? Perhaps gangbang? "GASPS"

Thank De Lawd Fo Magnums!!!!!!
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Dodging Bullets!!!!