It's Been A Long Time...Sorry To Have Kept You...Without A Hot Blog To Step Too....

Uggghhhhh. Been off my grind for a long hot ass minute. So many things new. So many things old. I'm probably drinking more than usual. But less than I was ten years ago. Maybe not less, but then again, now that I think about it I've started going back to the bar. And since I happen to be the token Negro there, people buy me shots.

And then when they think I am drunk, they ask for some drugs at a discounted rate, or a freebie. What Deeee Fuck? I'm like I'm wearing a work uniform you bastard! Because I am the ONLY Black guy, you assume I deal in drugs? Now that is some preposterous shit. Sighs.

I have found a new hate, a new venom. I hate reality tv. I shouldn't even say tv, but the people that are on them. The people who get a bit of low class fame from them, and believe they are a talented person. I mean it has gotten so bad that I miss seeing Paris Hilton. I mean I am just fine with one dumb talentless bitch on the scene, but now there is a plethora of lunatics roaming the airwaves.

I know of only a few shows. I can honestly say that I have watched the flavor flav show, I watched a marathon of the real world Seattle just to see the gay Black guy slap the shit out of the white chick. I spent an entire day watching that show. An entire day. I figured that my stolen cable could get cut off at any minute, so I better get what I'm paying for while I'm not paying for it.

There's a show about some couple with like eight babies. And what pissed me off is that I am watching a regular ass news program, and I get an update about the bitch's new hairdoodoo. WTF?! Hasn't there been a shoot out in Brooklyn? Is there not a car chase in Jersey? Why the fuck is this shit on my morning news? Is it cold outside? Tell me some fucking news!! Shit, tell me some olds, something!

Ya know, I'm about to move again, and cut the cable tv off, so I am relegated to basic tv. There is a show called TMZ. I swear to you that this has got to be the saddest shit I have ever seen. The people who work on this program must have the lowest self esteem in the entire universe. You are following "celebs" around. You are following Fake celebs around. Your life must suck.

You know who I blame? Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. Yes, Perez SuperFag Hilton. Here's the funny thing about this guy. I read he wanted to be an actor, but must have sucked horribly. Because he's a queer, and you mean to tell me he couldn't suck enough Hollywood dick to get a job on screen like 50 percent of the actors there? So no, he was sooooo mad that he was horrible, that he decided to gossip about people in the industry. Oh, and he's Cuban. If my name was Mario Armando, I'd have more than two kids.

Tell me, why are the Kardashian chicks famous? Why was the Hilton bitch famous? Why is Tila chick famous? These mother fuckers have NO talent! What are they even making a difference in? Michael Jackson didn't die of cardiac arrest, he died because he turned on the boob tube and saw that there were some untalented fucktards that were getting more shine than he was. It must suck suck suck for people that worked hard at their craft, to see people like this getting ANY attention at all. The fans have become the stars, and I cannot wait until the shit literally hits the fan.

I'm back on my grown man shit.