Hey Hey Memorial Day ~ I'm A Veteran! Random Thoughts!

I guess it has been a long while. I have run out of things too say. That isn’t a bad thing at all though. I know one thing. I am hungry as hell right now. It is time to cook the pork chops. I don’t know about my metabolism. I have been told, that at my age, it slows down. I thought it was supposed too a couple years ago. Perhaps I am just blessed in that aspect. Even my beer belly has a hint of the six pack that was there years ago.

I haven’t been writing anything lately. I don’t have a reason, I guess like with other things, I get bored with it. It is over 100 posts. That’s pretty damn good, for me. Another thing is that this is election year, and I have been spending most if not all of the time I am online, reading about the election, the hideous Clintons, the disgusting bill, and the fucktard hilary. The race has shown me that anyone can be a politician. Even an idiot like me. One day I guess I will get into it. The only thing is that I don’t know how I would feel having people that may have some negative info about me neutralized. I mean, for political reasons, if it is personal, I wouldn’t care. “Ha ha ha”

Oh, I see you looking with your looking ass. Smh.

I did do something yesterday. We went to the beach. It was cold as fuck out there. California is looking better and better. But I have decided to go back to school to get certified. Sucks that I have too, but its good to have some crap to fall back on, I guess. It sucks because it is the shit you already know, but you have to pay arms and legs for someone to give you a gerade on shit you are already familiar with. Boooooo!

Oh, I went on an audition last week. The first time in so may years. The funny thing is that for me, it went horrible. I decided to write my own monologue. And me being me, I forgot it totally. Like back in the day, I just made it up as I went along. I didn’t realize that I had the wrong point of focus, I was looking down and away, when the part called for me to look up, and out of it. In my mind that is. Bottom line, I sucked. But at least I did it. No resume, no photos, just me with a smile and a dream.

I have a ton of good news. But nothing I am willing to share here.

Well, maybe I am having too much sex. That and eating more than usual. Drinking less beer. Still don’t know how I feel about that though. My patches never came. Actually, I don’t think the shits were ever mailed out, to be honest. Sometimes you cant count on no one but yourself. And with that I am okay with. Why let others let you down, when you can easily fuck things up for yourself.

My fiancé has been over a lot. She watches too much BET. I hate that channel. I feel like a moron watching the shit. MTV never gets any play here. I think I am going to finagle the remote to block both of them. Those and faux news.

I need to be cooking something. At the buffet earlier, I found a new treat. It isn’t new, but, it is mint chocolate chip ice cream, followed quickly with a bite of honey dew melon. I don’t know what it is, but it is the best shit I have ever tasted. Maybe there is a kid on the way, and I am experiencing some cravings. Who knows? I sure don’t, but it is good.

Yo, it is hot as hell in the house right about now. I am butt assed naked too, with socks on. I don’t know if I want to put the air conditioner in just yet though. I just might though. We as people, are never satisfied, are we?

It could be worse. I mean I could have ocd or some shit. Or even worse, be cancer. Bwhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!


shit, i have some pics to post. classic...........