I need a nap and some happy pills.

I am bored out of my damned mind today. The most I have done is walked around. I haven’t even drank today, I am that bored. Now, that’s saying something. I think what I am supposed to be doing is writing everyday. I heard from my ex today. We had a falling out a long time ago, but as usual. It never becomes a long lasting beef. I got my phone turned on and surprisingly, it was her. I don’t mean to gloat, but she is in an even more shittier relationship then ours was. Pretty funny stuff. Sometimes they always come back in some way. We had a discussion about my favorite subject. Relationships, and why are they even legal. If it was up to me, women and men would just sign a contract to be together for a year, and at the end of the year you can choose to extend it or not. There would be certain clauses of course. Like, felatio in the morning. No nagging as soon as I get home. When a certain look is used upon you, it is required that she shuts the fuck up. Don’t want to sound harsh, but, that’s what we are thinking half the times. So my ex says to me that she was livid after we broke up, because I jumped into something very soon after. So in her mind she figured that I was already talking to someone romantically. I could understand why she would be pissed because basically, I was, and I denied it. And she, a sag like me is crazy sensitive, and can sense things a mile away. Matter of fact, she is still mad at that. Its been over 3 years almost. She was even more upset because I kept trying to say that, that was not the case. You can just tell when someone is lying to you. At least I can. She blurts out, “so, you were already fucking her?” I wasn’t, but I know I was going too. She ended up not even being worth it. Blahhh. But I will call her on a lonely drunk ass night. I am so bored and tired. You ever meet anyone that justs over emphasizes things so that it sounds believable, to you and themselves? This was us. We always talk about making the perfect movie together, making the perfect romantic script. We are just either too lazy, or too unfocused to complete it. We have come up with a few titles though; “You lying sack of shit!!” was one, but I don’t think that people that have a problem with bowel movements would support it. Or, “Stalk the one your with”, my personal favorite. You know how many times I went to ole girl’s house, expecting some dude to be there, only to have her narcoleptic ass answer the door finally talking about, “I’m glad I know how to push your buttons”. Wait, Im going to stop writing now, call her up and curse her out. Its therapeutic.