Faith Shaking

Organized religion is a farce. As much as I would like to be able to understand it, I just can’t allow myself too. There are just so many glaring inconsistencies in the bible. Things that make no sense whatsoever. I have been told that I am a devil enough times where as I can certainly be pissed off, and show my ass to the believers. It is my opinion that you have to be an absolute idiot to believe in jesus. To believe that some dude is going to come down from the clouds and wreak havoc on the wicked and bring peace to all mankind. That shit is ludicrous. As many times as there have been space missions, not once did an astronaut come back and said “I saw jesus and moses playing a holy game of spades, drinking wine spritzers made by jesus, with a little bit of seltzer water.”

Am I supposed to be wrong because I have the ability to be a free thinker? Am I wrong because I do not subscribe to absolute bullshit? There was a time when I was going to church every week. At some point I was dating a chick who would clown the whole fact that I went to church. The discussions as far as I remember did not become heated or anything, but inside I was upset with myself because I could not answer logical questions. She could not believe in anything she couldn’t feel, touch, or see. Years later I guess we are on the same level. There is nothing that any believer can say to me, or do for me to make me change my mind. I mean damn, show me a miracle. Don’t point me towards a ex pimp reverend on television who touched somebody and made them fall out, or touched them, and they were now gout free. Kiss my ass, and I don’t mean the donkey in the back yard.

You know, if you took out all of the bad things in the bible, that it would be nothing but a pamphlet. You take out all the murder, the pedophilia, the rape, the torture, the damnation, the incest, and all the other crazy shit in there, the bible would be a pure Disney movie. Because, there are unicorns in the bible, and we all love them fucking unicorns. It is just scary that people use this book to be the cornerstone of everything that is moral in this world. The book says that you should stone your kids to death, if they disobey you. I am sure glad my mom wasn’t a bible thumper. I also find it odd that jesus, in his three years of ministering, did not have ample time to write down what he would be preaching about the next day or so. No documentation on this guy. Only what people wrote of him many years later. Unless of course, God’s only begotten son was illiterate.

Anyone remember Jim Jones? Well, I hope you believers that are going to heaven can stomach a mass murderer. He is in heaven, as well as Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and others that became born again before their demise. Heaven is a place where you have eternal life, and happiness. But can you really be happy in heaven, when some of the people you love the most in life, didn’t make it? I know I would be eternally pissed. Instead of being in the afterlife with my favorite aunt playing cloud jump 2000, I’d have to endure stories from Jeff Dahmer, about how to cook human thighs, and what seasoning to use.

Bottom line, it is all bullshit. Blind faith is silly. Believing that a man died for your sins is absurd. And if that is the case, then there is nothing you have to confess too, because the dude is dead, and died for you sins, so basically, we are all in the clear anyway. Good shit, Thank Ya Horus, I mean Khrisna, I mean Diyonysis, I am missing someone I think. Deep down, most of you believers know it is bullshit too. But you don’t have the courage to stand up and say it. Because you need something to feel good about. You need someone to believe in because you don’t believe in yourself. Fundamentalists are worse than crack addicted street whores. You sell yourself, just to get high, and get high again. You wont stop, you cant stop.