Thursday, April 24, 2008

Good Times If I Were The Writer ~ I Feel Complete

And Here The Fuck We Go!



















“Flawda, I’m putting this Black Jesus up because I think he is gonna get me a Job Flawda, he been bringing me luck all week! HA HAAAAA”




















“James, now you know aint no good coming from that black assed Jesus, please take it down so we can stay here in the slums of the ghetto, James pleeeeaaaaaaaase”




“Maa Noooooooooo. How will all the bitches think I am still DY-NO-MITE, If you make Dad take down Black Jesus?”


“Yeah Momma, what gives? This would perplex the situation and just another reason why the Black community will no longer rise above what is inconsequential in the mainframe of the dubious genetics of the powers that is.. (snaps in Z formation)



“WTF?! Jamessss!”



“That fruity Nigga aint my seed. Where the lightskin come from Flawda, where da lightskin come from, huh?”



Jamesssssssssss Ah!”


“What Bitch!? Y’know what Flawda? Your ass been keeping us down. Every damn time I get a hustle, or some money from no where, your ass always against it! Remember the bag o money I found and shit? Yeaaaah hoe, not No Mo!!"



Jamesssssssss Ah!”



“Nah, hells nah Flawda. I’m Sick of this shit. Remember the time I found the money in front of the market, and you said I should return it? $27,000 dollars Flawda! Bitch, we could have had….



Bbbb But Jamessssssss Ah!”

“But dad, Mom’s cooking pork chops tonight, kool-aide delight and they are going to be DY-NO…..”





“Oh DYNO shit!”



“HaHaHaHa....Glad I look good!”



“You know what? I’m out! Fuck you and you and you. And I’m taking this Black Jesus with me.

“No James No!!!!”



“Naaaaah, uhn uhn, I’m Out bitch!” last time I give up some cash fucking with your bright colored wearing do gooding always want to keep us down never wanting us to get ahead ghetto project loving gap toothed gay son having short fro looking ass nigga ass, ass! These hoes gonna help me pack….say goodbye ladies!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Now that was FOCKIN hilarious!! lmfao!!

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