So, it is Sunday morning. Of course all of the televangelists are on spewing more untruths. More of the fear based faith, that makes the people give up the money. Ten percent at that! I am sitting here in pure amazement at the bullshit. There is a preacher on right now is trying so hard to cry, or sound like he is crying. It is disgusting. Mostly because I am pretty sure he knows the bible is bullshit.
I mean damn, the people are in the pews, and they are crying. Oh shit, he just spoke in tongues. Holy shit! He is smiling now, his eyes are so dry. I am offended! I almost felt bad for a moment. He is a sharp dresser. I am a sinner, but I believe you are the savior, Jesus! LMAO
I don’t even know why I bother to watch this trash. I don’t get how God can create everything. I mean from the littlest ant, to the biggest elephant. But, yet and still, will not take any credit for hell, the devil, or evil in general. I mean if God created EVERYTHING, and evil being a part of it. Doesn’t God have to be accountable for evil too? Maybe I just think outside of the box. Perhaps there were two Gods. You know, like Glenda the good witch, and the other one, the ugly one? Speaking of Glenda. How come if she had power and shit, she just didn’t float Dorothy’s ass to the wizard? That’s pretty messed up Glenda.
Oh, this is Jimmy Swaggart ministries. Oh my, and he is selling giant print Spanish bibles, wait. The bible is free, but you have to drop some cash for the dvd. Now that’s what I call good marketing.
I am changing the channel. Lets turn to black embarrassment television. Nevermind, they doing nothing but singing. I aint trying to start crying for some reason that I don’t know of. Must be something about an organ that touches a soul that doesn’t exist. Why are most gospel singers overweight? The good ones anyway.
Turns again. Awww junk! Its Creflo Dollar. The name Creflo never passes the spell check.
The holy ghost does not like when people back slide. I am guessing that is the reason Michael Jackson has had so many problems. His life hasn’t been the same since he did the moonwalk. Makes sense too. I mean, his hair caught on fire, he fell down a flight of steps, hurt his back, bubbles died, Webster stop hanging with him, and Corey Feldman took his place, now that’s the holy spirit getting in that ass!
Turns back to Jimmy.
Its official, if I am not saved, I am going to hell. Wait, but if I do good works, I can. But I cannot dis the holy spirit. Wait, I can get saved, and that’s the only way I can get into heaven, but if dis the holy spirit, my being saved, and my good works mean nothing. Wait, but if I say with my mouth and believe with my heart that the J man died for my sins, that could possibly trump all of the above. I am still confused. Its like trying to figure out the democratic super delegates.
People are jacked up from religion, and the belief in God and his ONLY begotten son. Which in itself is pretty messed up. Why does Jesus get that? Why was Mary a whore? Why in the world did she let God get her snatch, when she was married? Was there a biblical Maury Povitch? Could you imagine that shit? Joseph and God sitting on a couple of rocks, and out come the results, delivered by an ass. Joseph sitting up there wishing and hoping he is the dad, and God is up there hoping it aint his. Because he knows that, if word gets out, no other virgins are going to want to give up the pussy. And then the results come in; JOSEPH, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! Mary runs and cries, because she knows God is a deadbeat dad. Matter of fact, he impressed her with his stories of how he was smiting motherfuckers left and right. Mary liked that sort of power. Her favorite was the big flood. Joseph is distraught, and he wants to fight God, but he knows how he gets down.
That needs to be a sitcom. God, Mary, and Me: Holy Fuckery.
The whole God’s will is fascinating to me. Everything is his will. A tsunami kills thousands. It was God’s will. Men and Women, raping and killing children, its God’s will. Disease and death killing millions, its God’s will. George Bush was God’s will too, because he told us, and the idiots of the country believed him. LOL. Look where that shit got us. God also told him that going to Iraq was the right thing to do. That is just sick. See how shit is? God has never spoke to me, has never intervened, hell, I never even got a sign. I know of people that have lost their homes, their cars, their kids, all because they were waiting for God to intervene. I swear if he does exist, he is laughing his ass off. I know I would.
The church shows with preaching have gone off. Now I am sad.
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