Monday, December 17, 2007

How To, or Not To Pick Up A Lady...

Brother: “What’s good ma, how you?”

Her: “Do I look like your momma or something? You need to come at me better than that, I will not be your ma, or no shit like that, with your busted ass. I don’t have time for you and your played out game nigga, so keep it moving. You will not be calling me ma and or whatever.

Brother: “Damn, what am I supposed to say, I don’t know your name.

Her: SAY goodbye.

Funny Animations @ Youvee.net
Funny Animations @ Youvee.net



Brother : “What’s up shorty?

Her: “Shorty? Do I look like some motherfucking shorty to you, I DO have a name, you could have asked what my name was, as simple as that, but you want to come and disrespect a sister, like I am some child, needing to be called shorty, WTF is wrong with you lame assed niggas….

Him: “But, I was ju…..”

Her: “I don’t care what ya broke ass was trying to do, next time come at me with a little more respect, because I am not trying to hear none of your lame assed shorty, or ma, or whatever nigga, so KIM!

Him: “So, your name is Kim? Cool”

Her: “No, KIM, Keep It Moving nigga!

Funny Animations @ Youvee.net
Funny Animations @ Youvee.net



Brother: “Hey ma’am, can I talk to you for a minute?”

Her: “Ma’am? MA’AM?!!! Do I look like I am someone’s ma’am? Do I look like some old negro spiritual or something, that you can just clown me, and try to make me feel like some geriatric long toothed fossil, that needs some young buck, ya damn clown, I am not in the mood for niggas like you! Ma’am my ass. My momma, you can call ma’am, not me. Not ya girl!

Him: “So what can I call you?”

Her: “You can call me OUT, because that’s what I am, ya no game having, dry dredlocked, single sole timberland wearing, ma’am calling son of a bitch, dry lips, ashy handed motherfucker!

Him: “WTF?!”

Funny Animations @ Youvee.net
Funny Animations @ Youvee.net



Him: “Whadddddduuuuup Biotchhhhhhhh?!!!!!!”

Her: “HAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

Funny Animations @ Youvee.net
Funny Animations @ Youvee.net




Me:

Funny Animations @ Youvee.net
Funny Animations @ Youvee.net

No comments:

Post a Comment