I haven't listened to the radio in such a long time. I mean there are some moments when I am riding around or something, and there are a few songs that I can listen too, but after a few times, I am pretty much done with them.
Todays rap music sucks ass!!! Not all, but a majority does. I mean who wrote the rule that cooning and and blatant ignorance is worthy of record sales? The shit I hear nowadays is just straight fucking garbage. Not even worthy of me pissing on, let alone taking a shit upon.
Now I would be the first to say that I was never a big fan of southern rappers, particularly cash money dudes. When I first heard them some years ago, I fucking fell out. What the fuck was they talking about? Wobble wobble nigga? WTF is that? The dude BG made them somewhat presentable, but lawd have mercy, them other niggas was rapping like they didn't hear music. Shut the fuck up clowns.
Now they got this toad looking nigger with fakest swagger I've ever seen. Why the hell is this guy crying like a bitch on songs? Why does he look like the spawn of dog shit that was fucked by Shabba Ranks. Why can't he step foot in Philly? LawdHaMercy is motherfucking right.
I wrote about the ugly chick that eventually started to look attractive. That's how this rap shit is to me. If you hear the shit on the radio over and over and over, you eventually think the crap you hear is good. You eventually get to the point where you are bobbing your head to it, and have to immediately have to stab yourself in the balls to punish yourself for the mistreatment of your intelligence.
Like if I am surfing pages on myspace and blackplanet, or where ever and someone has one of these bumpkin niggers on the page. Immediately click on the nearest "Report Abuse" button. So if your page suddenly got deleted, send me a thank you comment.
Maybe I am bothered, because the older I get, the more conservative I become. Perhaps I grew up at a time where hip hop contained lyrics that meant something, or was a legitimate party song without making shit rain. Like remember when LL's "I need love" was out? You. Throw that shit on at a party, you would have almost guarunteed dry humping, and some slippage of the tongue.
What the hell is the new I need love? Buss it baby? WTF? How about bust that coon in the head with some bullets. See, now I am being corrupted by the shit.
The more and more I hear this new shit, the more I worry about the future of this country. I worry about just what type of crap my kids will sneak and listen to when I'm not there. Shit, I knew I would go to my cousin's house and tape all the wild shit they had. I would sit, listen to NWA with my mouth agape. And sadly, the shit these days is even worse.
I'm on a trip right now listening to the radio, and this just had to come out. I sincerely hope the new President outlaws ignorance in rap. Fuck it, I'll even support gay marriage, but put a Proposition 8 on ignorant cooning ass rotten teeth rap niggers.
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From The BlackBerry